The Republic of SRMR Tabak is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Tobacco Beetle with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 3.323 billion SRMR Tabakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TabakinGrad. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving SRMR Tabakian economy, worth 374 trillion Tabakins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 112,597 Tabakins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hackers post hourly updates on international summits, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SRMR Tabak's national animal is the Tobacco beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

SRMR Tabak is ranked 19,190^th in the world and 445^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,210.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.